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Gay DD Goes to THE VALLEY

DEAR VALUED PATRONS

WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT "GAY DD GOES TO THE VALLEY" HAD TO BE CANCELED JUST FOUR HOURS BEFORE CURTAIN TIME ON SATURDAY EVENING JUNE 11. WE DID OUR BEST TO INFORM EVERYONE IN ADVANCE BUT IF OUR 3PM SATURDAY AFTERNOON EMAIL TEXT AND PHONE COMMUNICATIONS MISSED YOU, WE HOPE YOU WILL ACCEPT OUR APOLOGIES FOR THIS.

THE TICKETING AGENT HAS INFORMED US THAT PRESALE TICKET REFUNDS WILL BE ISSUED WITHIN THE NEXT 7 TO 10 DAYS. YOUR PATIENCE IS APPRECIATED.

THE REASON WE HAD TO JETTISON THE SHOW MIGHT SEEM INSIGNIFICANT TO THE UNINFORMED BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE POISON PILL FOR THE PRODUCTION.

THE LA DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES WHO RUNS OUR FREE PARKING LOT DURING BUSINESS HOURS SURREPTITIOUSLY CHANGED THE GATE LOCK ON FRIDAY EVENING, THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW. THOUGH WE TRIED VERY HARD TO GET IN TOUCH WITH SOMEONE WHO COULD OPEN THE GATE, WE WERE ULTIMATELY UNSUCCESSFUL.

TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, DUE TO THE GAY PRIDE FESTIVAL BEING LOCATED IN DTLA ON THE SAME DAY, THERE WAS ZERO STREET PARKING FOR MILES AROUND THE AREA, AND MOST PAID PARKING LOTS WERE FULL. REMAINING LOT PARKING COST AS MUCH AS $40.

ANYONE FAMILIAR WITH THE DTLA ARTS DISTRICT KNOWS THAT STREET PARKING AROUND THERE EVEN UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES IS A ROYAL PAIN IN THE YOU KNOW WHAT.... IF NOT ENTIRELY UNAVAILABLE.

WE ABSOLUTELY REFUSED TO SUBJECT OUR TREASURED AUDIENCES AND PERFORMERS TO THAT SO WE HAVE MADE THE DIFFICULT DECISION TO CANCEL THE PERFORMANCE AND REFUND EVERYONE'S TICKET.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ALAN AND BILL, YOU KNOW THAT WE RUN A VERY TIGHT SHIP AND HAVE VERY HIGH STANDARDS FOR OUR VENUE AND FOR OUR PATRONS.

WE DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED AND HOPE YOU WILL GIVE US THE CHANCE TO MAKE THIS UP TO YOU IN THE FUTURE.

DEVOTEDLY YOURS:

BILL AND ALAN
PRODUCERS OF GAY DD

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OH MY GOD, GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!!

Gay D.D. is back to pay homage to that magical crevice tucked below the San Fernando/San Gabriel mountains. A night of comedy, burlesque, live music, and drag will salute that suburban wonderland that has given us all so much low-cost auto repair and pornography.
No, this event is not in The Valley. We are poking fun and celebrating it from the comfort and safety of our ancestral home, Art Share LA, in the DTLA Arts District.

Doors open at 7pm for shmoozing, boozing, hobnobbing, chinwagging and fraternizing at the Art Share lobby bar!

Preshow by everybody's favorite TranMa

TUESDAY THOMAS

Cabaret headliners by:

ALAN ISHII
PRINCESS POODLEPOO
KRISTINA WONG
ODIOUS ARI
PIP LILY
JESUA BONES
HOPE
PIPER THE HIGHLAND QUEEN
ARTZ BLACK
KIRBY LABREA
FLEUR THE TEASE

And that tacky infectious abrasive whore from Pacoima

MISS DELTA VARIANT

Show will also feature the brilliant stylings of :

BYTCH KASSIDY
NICO VINO
and
CHRISTOPHER STEFANIC

- Hostessed by PRINCESS PENELOPEE P(EE) POODLEPOO, despite the fact that that pretentious hag lives nowhere NEAR The Valley...

Blinging performances will be bracketed by our signature thematic and historical multimedia selections.

There will be a cash cocktail bar opening at 6.45pm and available through the duration of the show. And as usual, we will be serving complimentary snacks to enhance your evening. Babinka Treats will be returning with her own very special snacks as well...

And if you have ever been to Gay D.D. before, you KNOW it doesn't stop there....

Door by GRAYSON, CHRISTOPHER, and ODIOUS ARI

Gay D.D. welcomes back BABINKA TREATS. Michelle will be running a table with complimenTHCary samples.

If you are unable to attend the show (which will inspire us to permanently banish you to the underpass of the 5 and the 118), won't you please consider supporting GAY D.D. and our LGBTQIA performance artists by sending a donation in any amount to our VENMO? -- Our venmo is @GAYDD

Gay D.D. goes to THE VALLEY will be held on the south side of the hill at the venerated and architectural Art Share LA complex. And as usual, all patrons, performers, and show staff will have access to our practically unheard of expansive free parking lot, located across Hewitt St from the complex entrance. If you are taking the metro, the Little Tokyo Goldline stop is a 6 minute walk away and the Union Station Redline is a 12 minute walk.

Art Share LA
801 E 4th Pl (corner of Hewitt St)
Los Angeles CA 90013

Discount advance tickets are available:

$20 - Single admission

$40 - Two admissions

$55 - Three admissions

$65 - Four admissions

$100 - Gay D.D. sponsorship ticket for 2 (includes a one question telephone astrology reading by Princess PoodlePoo, astrologer to the stars!)

Advance tickets MUST be purchased through this site by 11.59pm on Friday June 10th 2022.

Tickets (pending availability) will also be for sale at the door for $25 apiece and can be purchased on the spot with cash or VENMO. Please do not venmo for advance tickets.

We politely entreat you to forward this invitation to your friends and associates and anyone at all you think might enjoy Gay D.D.!

Bill, Alan, Princess, and all the curious inhabitants of every greater Los Angeles Valley can't wait to see YOU or YOU and YOUR ENTOURAGE at 7pm on SATURDAY JUNE 11 2022 when GAY D.D. GOES TO THE VALLEY!