Événement

It's a Horrible Life

ANNOUNCING ...
A BRAND NEW CHRISTMAS SHOW FROM
THE GOLD DUST ORPHANS!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls ...
Get ready for a rollicking ride through the twisted imaginations of Boston's foremost comedic troupe, The Gold Dust Orphans, as we bring you our latest holiday offering ...
"It's a Horrible Life".

Featuring all new songs and dances, plenty of fabulous costumes and positively gorgeous sets, "It's a Horrible Life" is ready to bring you joy all through December!

Look out "Bedbug Falls", 'cause here we come!

Based on the Frank Capra classic, "It's a Wonderful Life",
The Orphan's spin is little less "home-spun" and a helluva lot more FUN!

But only if our heroes can manage to escape the evil clutches of that nasty, greedy, horrible Mrs. Grinchley!

Sent through The Gold Dust Orphans' glitter filled parody machine,
"It's a Horrible Life" is destined to become another holiday favorite!

It stars all your favorite Orphans as well as a few newcomers!
The MOUTHWATERING costumes are naturally by Scott Martino.
The TERRIFIC sets are obviously by the great Windsor Newton
and the SUPERIOR direction by the one and only James P. Byrne

So join us, won't you, as we bring you perhaps the most delightful
Gold Dust Orphans offering to date ...

"It's a Horrible Life"

WARNING:
This is an ADULT parody! DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN!

WHAT:
"It's a Horrible Life"

WHEN:
LIMITED ENGAGEMENT
December 5th through December 22nd ONLY!
Opening Thursday Dec. 5th at 8pm and playing every
Thursday, Friday and Saturday night at 8pm and every Sunday afternoon at 5pm until December 22nd ONLY!

Please remember, as always, that MACHINE remains a cash bar and the theater is DOWNSTAIRS!

We offer two types of tickets for this show - VIP seats and General Admission.

General Admission seats are not guaranteed nor assigned seats. They are first come/first served and start after the VIP/Assigned Seats.

VIP seats are RESERVED SEATS on the floor. This is the only guarantee. These seats are ASSIGNED, we recommend purchasing ALL tickets under one name!
VIP Tickets purchased under separate will call party names will NOT be seated together. If you wish to sit together, please purchase all your tickets under ONE will call party name and plan accordingly.

Note: Doors open 30 MINUTES prior to show for General Admission. Curtain is prompt. Upgrading your tickets at the door is possible and at 5 minutes prior to start all VIP assigned seating is forfeited.

Thank you very much for your support! Enjoy the show!